Mom
My darling mother the uberChristian.
She lives in Indianapolis and I visit her as often as possible, which means
I visit her as often as I can't get away with staying as far from her as
possible. Also an alcoholic.
Category: Family
Function: Mother |
Dad
My father the avid complainer.
He's a big supporter of the Republican party (I like all the people at
his office, even if I don't know them; they're all Democrats). He's
an environmental scientist -- how he can also be a Republican, I have no
idea -- and pretty reclusive to home outside work. Mention of Shaq,
Bushy and Mocha (our dogs) accompanies.
Category: Family
Function: Father |
Rick
My mother's boyfriend who
is moving in with her. I don't like him. Well, I don't trust
him. He's a alcoholic along with my mother and now he's just too
good to be true. I don't trust him because 1) he tries too hard and
2) he's just too sqeaky clean.
Category: ???
Function: Mother's boyfriend |
Gale
My stepbitch. She
has a multiple personality "Malita" though we don't know between them because
Malita is just bitchier Gale. Mention of James (my stepbrother),
Megan (my stepsister), Ashely and Taylor (Megans daughter's), J.R. and
Bernadette (James' son and the mother of his son), and Robert and Aida
(my stepgrandparents) accompany.
Category: Family
Function: Stepmother and
major screaming pain in my ass |
Samantha (Sam)
My former best friend whom
I used to live with in Orlando. She goes to the University of Central
Florida (UCF) and works at Publix Grocery Stores where she often steals
the stuff when she stocks and is a lifeguard at Blizzard Beach at Disney.
Mention of Abra (her best friend), Chris (her ex-boyfriend), Bob (his roommate),
and Fred (her newest ex) accompany, Jackie (former friend of hers), and
Brian (Jackie's fiance) accompany.
Category: Enemy
Function: to be a major
pain in my ass and use me for money. |
Bailey
A very good friend of mine,
though I've never formally met. I met him online through Andrea,
his EX girlfriend, and talk to him constantly. We understand each
other pretty well and most of the time we use each other as mirrors to
discuss our lives at. Or just be sexually perverse because he always
horny.
Category: Friend
Function: Sometimes a pain
in my ass, but for the most part just a very good friend |
Chris
I kind of in and out adore
him. Sometimes something happens and I don't think I can ever be
attracted to him again, but then he just smiles -- he has an incredible
smile -- or says something attractive and I just melt all over again.
Category: Friend who is
a member of the College Democrats
Function: Sometimes Crush |
Lupu
Emily number 2. Pot
smoking friend who is very politically involved. I'm working on the
"Miami Thing" with her.
Category: Friend
Function: Member of the
College Democrats |
Abbey
A friend of mine from working
on the tech crew at the Indianapolis Civic Theater, or "Civic." She's
still in high school, so I only get to talk to her online in between the
hours afterschool and before rehearsals.
Category: Friend
Function: Civic Tech Crew
Worker |
Jeremy
Very gay friend who works
at Civic and who I get to occassionally talk to in between him working
at Best Buys online.
Category: Gay Friend
Function: Civic Tech Crew
Worker |
Kim
She's a bitch who avoids
coming to holidays because of me. Greg (her simpleton husband) and
Ryan, Katie, Eric and Lauren (her children) accompany.
Category: Family
Function: Aunt |
Gary
He's so whipped. His
wife, Julie, has his balls in a vice. He can't make any decisions
without her say so. References to Caroline, Connor and Olivia (their
children) accompany.
Category: Family
Function: Uncle |
Melissa "Missy"
My cousin who phucked up
school, quit and now lives with her parents. She's nice enough, though.
She's the only one in that part of the family I can stand.
Category: Family
Function: Cousin |
Bob
My uncle who constantly
has to berate me in order to make Bo, my cousin, look better. He's
never nice to me. Now that he can't make coments about my weight
(I've lost a lot of weight this year) he just finds other reasons to be
a dickhead. References of Bo and Mila (his wife) accompany.
Category: Family
Function: The Asshole Uncle |
College Dems:
The other Chris, Carla,
Briget, Jason, Ian, Katie, Jeremy, the Emilies, Lydia (annoying Sorority
bitch who wines constantly). Former members are Sam, Margaret and
Mark. |
Nital
My former roommate who was
never around. I never see her anymore.
Category: Enemy
Function: ROOMMATE FROM
HELL |
Corey
I went out with him on one
date once upon a time and it took him six months to figure out that I wanted
him to leave me alone so during that time he stalked me. He's
graduated though and moved on (praise be to the Goddess).
Category: Enemy
Function: Evil Stalker |
My Grandmothers and Grandpa
There's my mother's mother,
Grandma "Lemke." Her ex-husband is my only remaining Grandpa. My
grandparents on my fathers's side. Grandma Helen dottes on my cousin
Bo which ruined my one and only high school graduation. My great
grandma Cazee is my favorite mostly because I'm her favorite when Bo is
everyone elses.
Category: Family
Function: Grandmothers |